Umm err, oh I was gonna say that

I'd love a change in occupation - I need a change of direction every few years. But, the question is what? I don't have any ideas. Except that I was reading the credits for the new series of QI and the panelists were credited as "bantermeisters". Oh oh, I want to be one of those. Where do I sign up.
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Err, I don't need to actually be funny do I?